The little girlpulls it straight she to make it stand, She tries to insertit in the smallhole.

But it culdn’t.

She gentlyrubs it to make it stiff, then tries to insert it once more, but all in vain.

She then holds it with her little hand and directets it to hermouth she licks it slowly making sure it was strong enough to penetrate the smallhole.

She pulls it out and tries to insert it again. Waaao!!! It penetrates through easly.

She pushes it. !!!!

True! Threading aneedle is not easy!!! Yo funny Tuwhat d d uexpect don’t laugh Alone SHARE … More SEE THE LITTLE GIRL’S LITTLE HOLE




Boy: hey baby
Girl: hey boo boo

Boy: how you?
Girl: am great, how you

Boy: good. What are you doing?
Girl: eating

Boy: whats on the menu today?
Girl: anh, i have orange juice, sharwama and coaslo salads with me though stil feel hungry.

Might make a cup of coffee and have some cookies or just have milk

Boy: mmmm, can i join?
(suddenly in the background…)

Girl’s mum yells: iwe mercy!, Mercy! Watenga kandolo yonse mu mpoto!

Azadya chani maiko?

Bweza nati Line disconected *ntu ntu ntu ntu ntu ntu*

Boy: hello? . . . Hello.

A Guy went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbour owes me $500 and he won’t pay up.

What should I do?”“Do you have any proof he owes you the money?” asked the lawyer.
“Nope,” replied the Guy

“OK, then write him a letter asking him for the $1,000 he owed you,” said the lawyer.

“But it’s only $500,” replied the guy “Precisely.

That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your Proof!” … More READERS TO ENJOY


READ THIS…. A man walks into a bank in NAIROBI and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to DUBAI on business for four weeks and needs to borrow KSH 5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, … More THE WISE GUY

Girlfriend convo

The following conversation ensued between A Guy and his girlfriend: Girlfriend: Baby, we went to the mall today and I saw an iPhone 7 plus Guy: Did you like it? Girlfriend: Yeeeesss!, baby, I swear I loved it. Guy: Okay. Tomorrow, I’ll give you transportation fare so that you can go and watch it again … More Girlfriend convo