Boy: hey baby
Girl: hey boo boo
Boy: how you?
Girl: am great, how you
Boy: good. What are you doing?
Boy: whats on the menu today?
Girl: anh, i have orange juice, sharwama and coaslo salads with me though stil feel hungry.
Might make a cup of coffee and have some cookies or just have milk
Boy: mmmm, can i join?
(suddenly in the background…)
Girl’s mum yells: iwe mercy!, Mercy! Watenga kandolo yonse mu mpoto!
Azadya chani maiko?
Bweza nati Line disconected ntu ntu ntu ntu ntu ntu
Boy: hello? . . . Hello.
A Guy went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbour owes me $500 and he won’t pay up.
What should I do?”“Do you have any proof he owes you the money?” asked the lawyer.
“Nope,” replied the Guy
“OK, then write him a letter asking him for the $1,000 he owed you,” said the lawyer.
“But it’s only $500,” replied the guy “Precisely.
That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your Proof!”
😎 :* 😐 😦 🙂
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:> 😮 😮 ;( 😉