“JAMES: Hello Sweet Girl!
SWEET GIRL: Hi Lover Boy!

JAMES: Can i know you more please?
SWEETGIRL: Am 17years old, female, sweet lips, bootylicious ‘n’ delicious. I live in Kasarani. And you hunnie?

JAMES: Hmmmm! I’m in love already with you sweet babygarl. I’m 48years, male, 6 pack, big Chest, live in kasarani too.

SWEETGIRL: You’re 48 years? OMG! Are you serious? Same age as my dad.

JAMES: I’m just so into fresh young beautiful girls. Age does not matter what matters is love babygirl.

SWEETGIRL: Do you have a wife?
JAMES: Yes, but not as sexy as you. I have a daughter, she is in her bed room with her friend doing home work.

SWEETGIRL: Then why do you like young girls?

JAMES: I love them because they are beautiful not to mention sexy n’ with fresh boobs n’ booty mwaaaah

SWEETGIRL: I am also into older men with iPhones, iPads, Cash, Gifts and driving real machines.

JAMES: I can offer all that and more sweet beb. And whatever you want beb, you are the love of my heart.

SWEETGIRL: I think we should meet Sweet boy because you are in Kasarani and I am also here.

JAMES: That would be nice, where do you want me to take you up tomorrow with my new BMW X6 sexy girl?

SWEETGIRL: Tomorrow I am going to school it won’t be possible beb.
JAMES: Or maybe over the weekend beb, going to school is very important.

SWEETGIRL: While still chatting let me continue with my homework sweetboy I wil halla @yah. I don’t want my dad to know that I have a samsung galaxy J23, he will kill me!

JAMES: Which homework is that? I could be of help.

SWEETGIRL: It’s a Biology assignment and my friend Lucy is assisting me.

JAMES : Hey! You said your friend’s name is Lucy?


JAMES : Exactly where in Kasarani do you stay?

SWEETGIRL: Santon, and you?

JAMES: Judy!!! is that you??

SWEETGIRL: Dad, is that you???


HAhahaha dunia isimame nishuke!!


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